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Meet the Farm

Chickens, goats, dogs, people, all valuable members that keep it running! Say hi!

McDreamy

Stage 5 clinger, father to many, working on his singing

Emi Lou

World's greatest climber, only when it involves leaves. Lover of coffee breath, chin scrathces, and watermelon. A TLC Founder!

Lady - Lady-Baby, Ladybug, Laders, Lil' Lady

Our first baby girl, whos turned into the sweetest old lady. You can find her sun bathing and minding her own business at all costs. The true keeper of the peace.

Gus - Gustifer, Gus Man, Gustifer Michael, Gus Gus

World's best farm dog. Denise's dog, but the TLC family dog. Gus joined the farm in 2014 at just under a year old. His hobbies include buzzard shadow hunting on the driveway, eating dirt, playing with his ball, and shredding his beds and family member's belongings.

The Flock

We'll try to eventually add a bio for each lady, but currently they're witholding from. Until then, all 15 are excited to share their eggs with y'all!

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Cluck Norris

King of the pecking order. A nightmare to all, Cluck is an aggressive force of nature. He protects his hens with passion and like he owns the ground beneath them. When he thinks he's being "challenged", let him be. He thinks you're trying to hurt his ladies!

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Roxi - Rat Girl, Rotti Gorl, Rox, Roxers, Lady Gorl

Queen of the farm! One of the true founders, joining the farm in 2012! Roxi is known for daily chicken inspections throughout the yard, constantly begging for hugs, and admiring the farm from the warmest spot on the driveway. Roxi truly is the most loving diva!

Peaches

Sweetest little lover boy, Peaches! This handsome guy is ready to be held and shove his head in your shoulder. He tolerates his brother, Pablo, but really just wants to explore the yard!

Pablo

Pablo is the boss of his lil' coop. He is obsessed with hearing his own crow, and sometimes trying to call to Cluck across pastures! Pablo is excited to dance for anyone that enters the room and show them no matter his size, he can be a mean little cotton ball!